UFOs are just future humans

What's all the fuss? Here's a story to explain.

Okay, so the U.S. Congress held hearings this week on UFOs (forget what it stands for? Not to worry, the subject has been blissfully ignored for decades — they’re Unidentified Flying Objects. But that’s already obsolete — now they're called UAP, Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena). The hearings were meant to investigate reports that U.S. military pilots h…